OMGGGGG!!!!!! ITZ JANEEEE CHUKSSS!!!! (people fainting..... fine boyz draging my hand.... girls jumpin) (heheheeeee)
tank you.... tank you.... i love y'all too. lmaooo
I'v not had the time to blog but i'm glad i am able to. This was not wat i was initially goin to blog about tho....... but for some reason... i jst had to talk bout a certain issue. infct... not a certain issue.... certain CLICHES.....
for those of you that have alwayz wondered what a chiche means..... itz simply defined as a " trite or overused expression or idea "
Women are the weaker sex:
Physically of course bt it takes more than physical strength to be strong. Emotionally, men find it hard to express their feeling. "if a man cries , he's weak" . Can you really call NOT being able to express yourself strength? Women r knwn 2 hv higher pain tolerances, more lower body strength, and better endurance. hv a bbe hold u between her legz.... i die if ur able 2 break out... lmao ( jst messing around) .... nt trying to belittle the men..... wt i'm sayin iz..... it iz not cool to term women as the weaker sex. we all play our different roles in the world .... A man working to provide for his family.... A single mother training and raising kids.... we should all be recognized by roles we play and not b diminished by them.
Silence is the best answer for a fool:
sum fool sayz crap about you... or puts you in a funny situation.... and you tell me silence is the best answer for a fool????? CRAP! Sumtymz you need to put the fool in his/her place...... I'm not sayin you shld gather boys and beat the person ohhh.... no be me send you. but forming the bigger BOY/GIRL wont do much.... SIT D FOOL DOWN.... and talk sense in2 d fool..... (bt dtz jst me sayin lol)
Money is the root of all evil:
this is an interesting one. My father tells me this wen he doesn't want to give me cash. Pastor's keep shouting that and still ask the congregation 4 donations (messin around).... Money is not the root of all evil.... THE LOVE OV MONEY iz a better saying. therez nothing rong in wanting to have so much money.... or "swimin in money" as i put it..... and then doin something about it. derz notin rong in wanting 2 be wealthy and comfortable.... Money mite be a part ov the evil in d world .....nah... money is a blessing to the world .... in my opinion.... the root is MAN(LMAO).... wait ohhh... wen i say MAN.... i mean both MEN N WOMEN>>> :D
And my all time favorite
BIG GIRLS DONT CRY:
4 a wile..... i was a big fan of this line..... "Big girls dont cry"... wen i was upset n hurting.... i'd say to myself... "big girls dont cry" and for the people that know me well.... crying iz a particularly hard thing for me to do. itz like jamb. lol .... my Lil sister once told me.... that since she wz born ... shez seen me cry only 4 tymz.... C ME FEELIN LIKE A BADZ GUYZ.... until my eyes SHINED!!
Ladies..... DONT LET FERGIE DECEIVE U..... i'm pretty sure the bbe cryz well... (lol). Like i'l say to the men... tears are not a sign of weakness( i learnt the hard way)...... wen u cry.. u do not realize the amount of load u let out...... Forming big girlz dont cry iz an avenue to bottle emotions up..... And wen u bottle so much up... it's only a matter of time before you explode. U'd prolly see yourself crying more than you eva tot u culd......
if you feel you cant cry..... then u havnt truly been hurt...
I NO TALK SAY MAKE U DEY CRY ANYHOW OHHH....... Dt'd just piss pple off. Cry wit sense(LOL).
i dont like writing to much so i dont bore the people that read d shit i write.......
i hope you enjoyed this one
so until d nxt time i'm ready to yan rubbish again.....
PEAZZZZ HAOT( as ilamosi would say) ......... if i made any gramatical errorz.... ignore it abeg... no tym 2 read it again :D
oh and as a favor to a frnd.... he sed he hates the sayin "BOBEE NA BOBEE".... he sayz 2 clear that.... bobee no be bobee... LMAOO!!!
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Thursday, February 3, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
A MUST READ
OMGGGG!!!!! ITZ JANEEEE CHUKKKKZZZ!!!!!!
HOOOO yess my people..... it iz Me.... :D
Today a friend of mine has decided to share a very disturbing story..... i found it quite unbelievable and funny but this story might help most of us in different ways... i guess..
hey, My name is Osasu. i'm a student of Uniben, 300l. i will not make myself completely known because i dont want people asking me stupid questions after this.
It all started in my 2nd year in this university. This guy people call "PATO" had been following all over campus. he wouldn't give me space. blocking me after my classes, showing up to my room any time he felt like it. i even had to stop going to some of my classes so i wouldn't have to bump into him. he started off by asking me to be his girlfriend and then progressed to asking me for just sex. that if i slept with him just once, he'd never disturb me again.
I'm not a virgin but i would have rather slept with a monkey than him especially because he looked worse than a monkey. i humiliated him a few times until he stopped. i was so relieved. I'm very serious with my studies so it was a breath of fresh air that i could continue attending my classes.
I was walking back to my room one night when he blocked me again. i was not in the mood so i totally ignored him. the next thing i knew, i was being carried into a bush and 4 other boys came from no where. these boys took turns with me but pato did not want to stop. they left me there weak and defenseless.
i finally got up the next morning and found my way back to my room. i did not tell a soul about it, well apart from jane, not even my sister knew about it. i was out for REVENGE.
I am very good with chemicals and there are compounds you mix that can cause a nose bleed for a wile. and to stop its effect all you have to take is salt. i wont tell you these compounds cause if they are not mixed in the right proportions, it could kill. i followed them for weeks and finally went to the bar they usually hung out and put it in their drinks. the moment they drank up i came up to them and told them that i had poisoned them. that i had the antidote but they'd have to do something for me before i gave it to them. i told them that 1st it would start with a nose bleed and they will slowly die. they taught i was bluffing. i walked away.
Close to an hour later, one of them called me and begged me to come to patos room. i gladly went and his friends said they would do anything. i told them it was simple. THAT THEY SHOULD FUCK THEMSELVES. they taught i was joking but i wasnt. They argued for a bit, begged until his friends finally agreed but pato said over his dead body. that he would rather die than fuck a guy. i told him he should prepare to die then. These boys fucked themselves painfully in my presence and i have videos to prove it. After hours of raking, pato also did. it was the best day of my life especially when i gave them the salt to lick. you needed to seen the look on their faces.
i decided to share my story because we are termed to be weak. Different girls have been victims of rape in Uniben and their lives have been destroyed. this is to show that we can fight back.
NOW I'M BACK.... AZIN ME OH,,, JANE CHUKS.... lol!! interesting story indeed. Now as the popular saying goes, Experience is the best teacher. But we dnt have to xperience it, we can learn from the experiences of others
Ladies: I must confess, her method was rather intense but what we should learn from this is, when a guy wont get off your case, humiliating him is usually not the best option, especially when it's obvious he really doesnt have feelings for you. play along and CUT OUT(jst kidding) ..... try not to provoke him. there are difnt wayz 2 go about it. but do noot humiliate the guy.
Guys: i know that not all of you are the same and rape is the last thing on most of your minds .... lol... but if a girl sayz No.... dey are plenty fishes in the river.... lol!
i'm sure this must have been a weird story to read...... but i hope the message is clear. LOL
hp y'all enjoyed the story..... JANE CHUKS IZ OUTTA HERE
HOOOO yess my people..... it iz Me.... :D
Today a friend of mine has decided to share a very disturbing story..... i found it quite unbelievable and funny but this story might help most of us in different ways... i guess..
hey, My name is Osasu. i'm a student of Uniben, 300l. i will not make myself completely known because i dont want people asking me stupid questions after this.
It all started in my 2nd year in this university. This guy people call "PATO" had been following all over campus. he wouldn't give me space. blocking me after my classes, showing up to my room any time he felt like it. i even had to stop going to some of my classes so i wouldn't have to bump into him. he started off by asking me to be his girlfriend and then progressed to asking me for just sex. that if i slept with him just once, he'd never disturb me again.
I'm not a virgin but i would have rather slept with a monkey than him especially because he looked worse than a monkey. i humiliated him a few times until he stopped. i was so relieved. I'm very serious with my studies so it was a breath of fresh air that i could continue attending my classes.
I was walking back to my room one night when he blocked me again. i was not in the mood so i totally ignored him. the next thing i knew, i was being carried into a bush and 4 other boys came from no where. these boys took turns with me but pato did not want to stop. they left me there weak and defenseless.
i finally got up the next morning and found my way back to my room. i did not tell a soul about it, well apart from jane, not even my sister knew about it. i was out for REVENGE.
I am very good with chemicals and there are compounds you mix that can cause a nose bleed for a wile. and to stop its effect all you have to take is salt. i wont tell you these compounds cause if they are not mixed in the right proportions, it could kill. i followed them for weeks and finally went to the bar they usually hung out and put it in their drinks. the moment they drank up i came up to them and told them that i had poisoned them. that i had the antidote but they'd have to do something for me before i gave it to them. i told them that 1st it would start with a nose bleed and they will slowly die. they taught i was bluffing. i walked away.
Close to an hour later, one of them called me and begged me to come to patos room. i gladly went and his friends said they would do anything. i told them it was simple. THAT THEY SHOULD FUCK THEMSELVES. they taught i was joking but i wasnt. They argued for a bit, begged until his friends finally agreed but pato said over his dead body. that he would rather die than fuck a guy. i told him he should prepare to die then. These boys fucked themselves painfully in my presence and i have videos to prove it. After hours of raking, pato also did. it was the best day of my life especially when i gave them the salt to lick. you needed to seen the look on their faces.
i decided to share my story because we are termed to be weak. Different girls have been victims of rape in Uniben and their lives have been destroyed. this is to show that we can fight back.
NOW I'M BACK.... AZIN ME OH,,, JANE CHUKS.... lol!! interesting story indeed. Now as the popular saying goes, Experience is the best teacher. But we dnt have to xperience it, we can learn from the experiences of others
Ladies: I must confess, her method was rather intense but what we should learn from this is, when a guy wont get off your case, humiliating him is usually not the best option, especially when it's obvious he really doesnt have feelings for you. play along and CUT OUT(jst kidding) ..... try not to provoke him. there are difnt wayz 2 go about it. but do noot humiliate the guy.
Guys: i know that not all of you are the same and rape is the last thing on most of your minds .... lol... but if a girl sayz No.... dey are plenty fishes in the river.... lol!
i'm sure this must have been a weird story to read...... but i hope the message is clear. LOL
hp y'all enjoyed the story..... JANE CHUKS IZ OUTTA HERE
Monday, January 10, 2011
4KD UP PEOPLE OF OUR WORLD
OMGGGGG!!!! its Jane Chuksssss!!!!!!
OHHH>>>> Me luvvzzzz..... itz me ohhh... (I AM A 4KIN RETARD) lmaooo!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'all..... We are all more than fortunate to see the new year..... all thanks be to the almighty God.... before i start yannin dis beautiful mornin...... lets have a minute of silence 4 dose dat did not make it wiv us to the new year... especially the victims of the Bomb blast..........................................................................................................................................................
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OK.... lets cut 2 d chase now...... In dis fucked up world we live in .... there are fucked up lives... fucked up situations and especially fucked up PEOPLE..... but well i'm sure that by now... we know that itz not the WORLDZ fault..... we are the architects of our own misfortune. today.... i'm goin to talk bout certain fucked up people in dis world.....
lets begin
FUCKED UP PEOPLE NO.1
PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM
Now these people are the BABA.... of the fucked up people..... Y do i say this..... i say this because IF YOU DONT LOVE YOURSELF..... JUST THE WAY YOU ARE...... u cant possibly truly love anything else...... i'm not saying people should be conceited.... NO! but derz nuffin beta than knowing ur worth.... knowin that theres just 1 YOU>>> n whoever doznt like dt cn go and SMOKE MESS........(lmaoo>>>i'v alwayz waned 2 say that lol).....
you seee people wiv low self esteem are the easiest set of people to fuck wiv cuz the moment you find that weak spot.... UR IN CONTROL. they are the most vulnerable set ov people and they dont only make demselves depressed but the people around them..... i knw dis girl.... shez nt d hawtest.... bt she feelz like NO1 ON EARTH is finer than her.... not that she doznt knw shez not all dat... she does.... bt no1 cn trample on that girl. ..... derz dis guy... UGLY AS HELL.... bt well... he has d swag n derz sumfin he alwayz sayz 2 me " Jane i knw say i ugly oh.... bt na me go marry FINE wife... bet am" .......
my point iz..... you might be fat.... you might be ugly.... all datz crap..... but if you cant accept and love urself..... you'r just makin this 4kd up life..... just a little bit harder 4 urself...... and makin dis 4kd up world.... jst a bit mre annoying up 4 d rest ov us that dont give a fuck bout ur whiningz.... (sorry 4 d vulgarity)
FUCKED UP PEOPLE NO.2
THE ALL SO ACCLAIMED BITCHES
According to urbandictionary.com..... a BITCH is defined as the following
There are sooo many catergories.... but i'm goin to stop here. not in the mood to do alota yanning. Just needed something to start wiv this new year... LOL!!! .... ITZ A NEW YEAR PEOPLE..... if you fall into any of these catergories... RETRACE YOUR STEPS..... life is wayyyyy to short ..... and if u let urself get dragged along by this fucked up world... dtz just unforunate.... cuz with how screwd the world iz..... therez stilll alot 2 luk 4wd 2..... alot to put a smile on ur face everyday..... and if you have frnds dat fall in2 any of these categories.... therez only so much you can do.... but the moment you feel your becoming that person..... RUN THE FUCK AWAY...... loll! (dtz not rili gud advice bt itz d smart tin 2 do)
OHHH>>>> Me luvvzzzz..... itz me ohhh... (I AM A 4KIN RETARD) lmaooo!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'all..... We are all more than fortunate to see the new year..... all thanks be to the almighty God.... before i start yannin dis beautiful mornin...... lets have a minute of silence 4 dose dat did not make it wiv us to the new year... especially the victims of the Bomb blast..........................................................................................................................................................
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............................................................... (damn! i actually pressed dt button 4 close to a minute lol)
OK.... lets cut 2 d chase now...... In dis fucked up world we live in .... there are fucked up lives... fucked up situations and especially fucked up PEOPLE..... but well i'm sure that by now... we know that itz not the WORLDZ fault..... we are the architects of our own misfortune. today.... i'm goin to talk bout certain fucked up people in dis world.....
lets begin
FUCKED UP PEOPLE NO.1
PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM
Now these people are the BABA.... of the fucked up people..... Y do i say this..... i say this because IF YOU DONT LOVE YOURSELF..... JUST THE WAY YOU ARE...... u cant possibly truly love anything else...... i'm not saying people should be conceited.... NO! but derz nuffin beta than knowing ur worth.... knowin that theres just 1 YOU>>> n whoever doznt like dt cn go and SMOKE MESS........(lmaoo>>>i'v alwayz waned 2 say that lol).....
you seee people wiv low self esteem are the easiest set of people to fuck wiv cuz the moment you find that weak spot.... UR IN CONTROL. they are the most vulnerable set ov people and they dont only make demselves depressed but the people around them..... i knw dis girl.... shez nt d hawtest.... bt she feelz like NO1 ON EARTH is finer than her.... not that she doznt knw shez not all dat... she does.... bt no1 cn trample on that girl. ..... derz dis guy... UGLY AS HELL.... bt well... he has d swag n derz sumfin he alwayz sayz 2 me " Jane i knw say i ugly oh.... bt na me go marry FINE wife... bet am" .......
my point iz..... you might be fat.... you might be ugly.... all datz crap..... but if you cant accept and love urself..... you'r just makin this 4kd up life..... just a little bit harder 4 urself...... and makin dis 4kd up world.... jst a bit mre annoying up 4 d rest ov us that dont give a fuck bout ur whiningz.... (sorry 4 d vulgarity)
FUCKED UP PEOPLE NO.2
THE ALL SO ACCLAIMED BITCHES
According to urbandictionary.com..... a BITCH is defined as the following
(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.
(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seating only car meant for 2 passengers or less.
(3) Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status.
(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seating only car meant for 2 passengers or less.
(3) Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status.
MOST ESPECIALLY.......
1. Annoying and whining female.
2. Female Dog
2. Female Dog
Now this category of people walk in groups.... hated by alotttt of people and are carefree. they are usually known to attack weaker people and are fund of causing scenes..... in these groups... there are the "Queen bitches".....
NOTE: these so called queens usually fall in the 1st category of fucked up people
Sadly... most ov dem r pretty.... and VULNERABLE.....
it's hard to understand why people claim dis Title and think is sumfin to be proud of...... or feel like itz sum sort of attractive trait..... sorry to say... BUT ITZ NOT..... being a "Bad bitch" ..... "Queen bitch" only means you are a better whinner.... n no1 is really interested in listenin to your whinnings. Dis world is already way 2 fucked.... ur just extra luggage.
Bitching around is nothing to be proud of..... bitching around is not LIVING THE LIFE....... in time... those of you in this category will see that it's all just been a waste of time.
FUCKED UP PEOPLE NO.3
PEOPLE THAT LACK COMMON SENSE
Now this category carrys the highest population and causes the most damage....... as you all know we need common sense in our daily activities ...... leme use a common example...
A girl i know hz bin wiv dis jerk 4 2yrz and dis guy beats the hell outta her.....and for silly reasons too. she cumz 2 me... cryz n cryz.... DO U 4KIN XPECT ME 2 TELL U DT U SHLD LEAVE THE FOOL......
Anova example..... a dude i call DILDO( :) ) hz been wiv a girl 4 barely 8mnths.... in dese mnthz shez cheated on him 4 tymz.... (dtz jst d tym hez caught her) and he 4gvz her evri single tym.... sweety.... i get that love shld b unconditional..... but love iz not supposed 2 make u stupid.....
this is just to mention but a few of this and i'm sure most of you know worse pple......
now the reason i say these people cause the most damage iz cuz....... these people end up being in the previous categoriez... all 2 ov em.... And no matter how much u try 2 put sense in2 their headz..... dey bluntly refuse it...... and the moment something goes wrong... they bother those of us that really do not want to know,.. lolll
There are sooo many catergories.... but i'm goin to stop here. not in the mood to do alota yanning. Just needed something to start wiv this new year... LOL!!! .... ITZ A NEW YEAR PEOPLE..... if you fall into any of these catergories... RETRACE YOUR STEPS..... life is wayyyyy to short ..... and if u let urself get dragged along by this fucked up world... dtz just unforunate.... cuz with how screwd the world iz..... therez stilll alot 2 luk 4wd 2..... alot to put a smile on ur face everyday..... and if you have frnds dat fall in2 any of these categories.... therez only so much you can do.... but the moment you feel your becoming that person..... RUN THE FUCK AWAY...... loll! (dtz not rili gud advice bt itz d smart tin 2 do)
SO AGAIN!!!!
HP Y'ALL HAVE THE BEST TIMES THIS NEW YEAR...... :D
Thursday, December 23, 2010
WOMEN CHEAT, MEN CHEAT..... BUT WHY?
OMGGGGG!!!!! itz JANE CHUKSSSSSSS.. LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
NA ME !!!!! I'm back again!!!! KK..... going straight to the point now. As most of you know.... cheating is sort of a trend these days...... both for guyz and bbez. And the sad part of this is alota girls alwayz say "ALL GUYZ R D SAME" (squeaky voice) but really some girls are alot worse...... n most guyz say "NO GIRL CAN BE TRUSTED" (rusty voice) bt again..... alota guyz are alottt worse. And because of this mentality people have, it's very hard to sustain a relationship.
i took the liberty to ask a bunch of people why guys and girls cheat.
ME: Y DO GUYZ CHEAT?
FELIX :
DAYO :
EFFIONG:
MICHEAL:
ME: Y DO GIRLS CHEAT?
RUKKY:
MICHELLE:
MICHI:
Now with all these replies... i ask.... ARE THESE REALLY GOOD ENOUGH REASONS TO CHEAT . i believe that its a personal desicion. because truth be told.... WE CHOOSE TO DO THE THINGS WE DO..... we are not forced to do it. i can vouche for girlz n guyz that have been in long relationships and have not cheated and they are no different from any of us.
CONJI IS A BITCH.... dt we all know.... BT EVERY BITCH CAN BE TAMED. Anova thing i dont understand is why a girl will still stay with a guy that doesnt treat her well..... and use that as an excuse to cheat.... did any1 tie you to that relationship?? dum ass reason. Again.... the fear of being heart broken, look.... the cheating , or having a guy to fall back on will not make it hurt less. if a guy messes with you, it will bring you down even if you have boyfrnd no2
Now for reasons like lust and lack of self control......... think about it this way.... except you have decided to flex for the rest of your life. except you are sure that you dont want to settle down...... if you cant control youself now, it will be virtually impossible to do that in the future....so that's on you. I know pple dat would feel like dey will die if they dont straff for more than a week..... i honestly think that those pple use sex to fill a void in their lives.......
Cheating could be fun..... no doubt . especially when your doing it to get back at someone..... but the question iz.... IZ IT WORTH IT??? i'l leave that to you
NO1 SHOULD GET ME WRONG OHHH.... FLEX LIFE THE WAY YOU SEE IT BEST TO.... ITZ UR LIFE AND YOU ARE THE SCRIPT WRITER.
SO WHY DO PEOPLE CHEAT....... the answer is...... THEY JUST CHOOSE TO.
NA ME !!!!! I'm back again!!!! KK..... going straight to the point now. As most of you know.... cheating is sort of a trend these days...... both for guyz and bbez. And the sad part of this is alota girls alwayz say "ALL GUYZ R D SAME" (squeaky voice) but really some girls are alot worse...... n most guyz say "NO GIRL CAN BE TRUSTED" (rusty voice) bt again..... alota guyz are alottt worse. And because of this mentality people have, it's very hard to sustain a relationship.
i took the liberty to ask a bunch of people why guys and girls cheat.
ME: Y DO GUYZ CHEAT?
FELIX :
lol hmmmm u see sometimes, itz just da thrill of it, some men cant just stay wit 1 girl for a very long time. they want to test new waters, try new girls. even married men sometimes leave their beautiful wives to do their ugly house girls
DAYO :
Lust, Anger, Pride.... Lets see, Revenge, Jealousy .... most times though it's just blind lust
EFFIONG:
it depends. Some its conji, some itz cuz ov the chick and some itz cuz of the lack of self control
MICHEAL:
It's either the girl doznt treat her guy right n he goes and sees what he'z missin or the guy is just an asshole whoz never satisfied. and yea, not all guys cheat,ONOS:
MEHN.... bbe itz just fun.... i'm young .. this is the time for flexing joh. why stick with one girl when i'm not thinkin of marriage yet. even my father that is a pastor flexed when he was young. itz just fun bbe. plenty pussies in the worldJESSY:
it's just constant conji. Some men just see the need to satisfy their sexual urges. and they do that with the girl that arouses it. it could be their bbes or just a random hawt bbe
ME: Y DO GIRLS CHEAT?
RUKKY:
Its cus the boy is not good in bed or he doesnt treat her well but there are many reasons sha
MICHELLE:
For many reasons. They may just like 2 guys, money or they dont trust their boyfriend or something. oh! and they dont want to be heart broken so they find someone to fall back on
MICHI:
because they are not satisfied with what they already have. The people they are with are lacking something they need.KELLY:
a girl doesnt need her boy to treat her badly to cheat. some girls just do it for the fun of it. like you see a fine boy, he approches you and you cant let him pass you by. you'd try to get at least a kiss. or for money . some girls just do it because they are bored especially due to long distance.
Now with all these replies... i ask.... ARE THESE REALLY GOOD ENOUGH REASONS TO CHEAT . i believe that its a personal desicion. because truth be told.... WE CHOOSE TO DO THE THINGS WE DO..... we are not forced to do it. i can vouche for girlz n guyz that have been in long relationships and have not cheated and they are no different from any of us.
CONJI IS A BITCH.... dt we all know.... BT EVERY BITCH CAN BE TAMED. Anova thing i dont understand is why a girl will still stay with a guy that doesnt treat her well..... and use that as an excuse to cheat.... did any1 tie you to that relationship?? dum ass reason. Again.... the fear of being heart broken, look.... the cheating , or having a guy to fall back on will not make it hurt less. if a guy messes with you, it will bring you down even if you have boyfrnd no2
Now for reasons like lust and lack of self control......... think about it this way.... except you have decided to flex for the rest of your life. except you are sure that you dont want to settle down...... if you cant control youself now, it will be virtually impossible to do that in the future....so that's on you. I know pple dat would feel like dey will die if they dont straff for more than a week..... i honestly think that those pple use sex to fill a void in their lives.......
Cheating could be fun..... no doubt . especially when your doing it to get back at someone..... but the question iz.... IZ IT WORTH IT??? i'l leave that to you
NO1 SHOULD GET ME WRONG OHHH.... FLEX LIFE THE WAY YOU SEE IT BEST TO.... ITZ UR LIFE AND YOU ARE THE SCRIPT WRITER.
SO WHY DO PEOPLE CHEAT....... the answer is...... THEY JUST CHOOSE TO.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
THEY SAY GUYZ ARE DUM..... GIRLS ARE DUMMER
OMG!!!! ITZ JANE CHUKSSSSS!!!!!!! LMAOOOOO!!!!!! yea it izzz......
WAZAAAAAPPPP!!!! H-I H-AM BACK>>>>>> bin running here and there since i got back from school.... bt in all...I'M CHILINNN.... LOL! Now... Evry1 wantz the best things the world can offer........ n when you have money..... i mean when you are SWIMMING IN MONEY..... they are easy to get. Now the reason i say girls are DUM..... (i'm yabing myself.... lol! bt not exactly) iz cuz....GIRLS MAKE LIFE HARD FOR THEMSELVES...... we set an unreachable standard for ourselves and itz 4kin hard 2 kip up........ Girlz alwayz want to distinguish themselves from otherz..... EVRY GIRL WANTZ 2 B D QUEEN B.... bulllllllshitttttt......
A GREAT EXAMPLE...... BRAZILIAN HAIR....... Now..... i must confess i want one of these shit..... but think about it..... Y buy hair that cost a quarter of your school feez when you can buy hair like PREMIUM OR NOBLE human hair n curl it...... LOL! a rich girl can buy brazilian hair as many times as she wantz... i know a girl that neva uses it twice..... but for us that are managing..... we'll squeezzeee money.... buy the hair.... wash it... and use it again.... bbezzzzz..... how long are you planning on doin that...... A rili gud frnd of mine (not mentioning any names) has used that shit for as long as i'v known her... alwayz washin and reusing..... the shit doesn't even look good any more... when i told her 2 get rid ov it.... she goz "mehn jane.... i will die 1st.... i bought this thing when it was just in vouge.... 100 and sumfin thousand is not beans men"...... LMAO..... DEM SEND UUUU!!!!!!! y start sumfin you cant keep up wiv...... I'm sha geting that hair.... bt not wiv my MONEY.... LMAOOO!!!!!
Anova Example..... MAC POWDER..... sexy powder no doubt..... bt we buy powder worth 6k when you can just use mary kay or black opal that cost 1500...... the thing girls fail to realize iz that as long as you use your colour and a good foundation that's your colour as well...... you make up will be ON POINT...... it doznt have to be expensive to give you the best result..... i'm not saying you shldnt get it..... bt if you cant afford it...... look awayyyyy!!!!!!
Now lets talk bout CLOTHESSS...... i dont know if y'all have ever heard of the sayin..... "the more expensive it is, the uglier it iz"... i love clothes ..... but my top doesn't have to be 8grand before i can wear it ..... i know girls that diss bbez that wear anything from PRIMARK..... 4 fuck sake... itz what they can afford... just cus u buy expensive clothes from mango doesnt mean some1 cant get sumfin cheaper that looks as good. BEAUTY iz within.... i'm not sayin girls should go and buy "BEND DOWN SELECT OH" LOL!!!!....
before you do anything.... try not to do it cause everyone is doin it.... "omg.... the shoe dat bbe wz wearing... i hrd itz like 15k..... i dieee if i dont buy it" .... no really??? NOTE: really expensive things cannot be worn more than 2wice...... LMAOOO!
WELL>>>>> what i'm tryna say wiv all this chatin i'v done iz........... LIVE ACCORDING 2 YOUR POCKET!!!!! NO guy carez bout what your hair costs.... itz only the guyz that want to milk you..... no guy cares bout how much ur clothes cost.... they only care if it fitz and hugz em special places...... lol!!!! we do most of our shakara 2 get noticed...... bt we going at it d rong way.... LIFE IZ NOT A COMPETITION....... liveeee it!
WAZAAAAAPPPP!!!! H-I H-AM BACK>>>>>> bin running here and there since i got back from school.... bt in all...I'M CHILINNN.... LOL! Now... Evry1 wantz the best things the world can offer........ n when you have money..... i mean when you are SWIMMING IN MONEY..... they are easy to get. Now the reason i say girls are DUM..... (i'm yabing myself.... lol! bt not exactly) iz cuz....GIRLS MAKE LIFE HARD FOR THEMSELVES...... we set an unreachable standard for ourselves and itz 4kin hard 2 kip up........ Girlz alwayz want to distinguish themselves from otherz..... EVRY GIRL WANTZ 2 B D QUEEN B.... bulllllllshitttttt......
A GREAT EXAMPLE...... BRAZILIAN HAIR....... Now..... i must confess i want one of these shit..... but think about it..... Y buy hair that cost a quarter of your school feez when you can buy hair like PREMIUM OR NOBLE human hair n curl it...... LOL! a rich girl can buy brazilian hair as many times as she wantz... i know a girl that neva uses it twice..... but for us that are managing..... we'll squeezzeee money.... buy the hair.... wash it... and use it again.... bbezzzzz..... how long are you planning on doin that...... A rili gud frnd of mine (not mentioning any names) has used that shit for as long as i'v known her... alwayz washin and reusing..... the shit doesn't even look good any more... when i told her 2 get rid ov it.... she goz "mehn jane.... i will die 1st.... i bought this thing when it was just in vouge.... 100 and sumfin thousand is not beans men"...... LMAO..... DEM SEND UUUU!!!!!!! y start sumfin you cant keep up wiv...... I'm sha geting that hair.... bt not wiv my MONEY.... LMAOOO!!!!!
Anova Example..... MAC POWDER..... sexy powder no doubt..... bt we buy powder worth 6k when you can just use mary kay or black opal that cost 1500...... the thing girls fail to realize iz that as long as you use your colour and a good foundation that's your colour as well...... you make up will be ON POINT...... it doznt have to be expensive to give you the best result..... i'm not saying you shldnt get it..... bt if you cant afford it...... look awayyyyy!!!!!!
before you do anything.... try not to do it cause everyone is doin it.... "omg.... the shoe dat bbe wz wearing... i hrd itz like 15k..... i dieee if i dont buy it" .... no really??? NOTE: really expensive things cannot be worn more than 2wice...... LMAOOO!
WELL>>>>> what i'm tryna say wiv all this chatin i'v done iz........... LIVE ACCORDING 2 YOUR POCKET!!!!! NO guy carez bout what your hair costs.... itz only the guyz that want to milk you..... no guy cares bout how much ur clothes cost.... they only care if it fitz and hugz em special places...... lol!!!! we do most of our shakara 2 get noticed...... bt we going at it d rong way.... LIFE IZ NOT A COMPETITION....... liveeee it!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
AN ALMOST PERFECT FAIRYTALE(the hook up story)
I'm sure u'l b wonderin what dis blog iz bout. here it goes.... wiv all the bullshit, the drama and the surprises that has happened in my life........ a series of events turned my life around. i thought to share this because it proved to me that even girls like me can find happiness..... when i say girls like me.... i mean doz girls that dont give a fuck... girlz dt live for the moment.... dt dont constantly do shit 2 b noticed or bother if they dont get toasted for a month.
For those who know me well i'm a freakkkk for fine boys.....i'v alwayz been..... dnt hv alota female frndz... bt alota dude frndz... uhm... alot.... N of all ov em..... i'm goin to tell you about just 1. His name is Effiong
Effiong is what you call A GOOD GUY..... you know that kind of guy you can actually introduce to your parents and they'l go "good one girl"...... bt he was a dum one..... we were gr8 friendz.... alwayz hanging..... gisting.... laughing.... heck we hung out almost everyday..... but he had a problem..... he was always getn his heart broken. azin alwayz.... i'd alwayz go " dude ur stupiddd thoooo" cuz ov how easily you could mess wiv him emotionally..... you see , he wz wiv this girl for 3 years, cute girl.... wz surprised at his taste.... since high skool.... and they were attached as hell.... so i kinda understood y he was so huked... but damnn.... he was dum. Since i'v known him..... dis girl broke up wiv him several tymz n he wont let her go.... like she used jazz on him. i even got tired of tellin him how stupid he was. bt i wznt goin 2 let a girl ruin my friend.... hell noo!!!!! so i huked him up wiv anova girl.... anova pretty fair girl.....(he has a tin for light skinned girlz)
uhm well.... dt relationship dint turn out gr8...... cuz 4 everytym he came to gist me bout how tinz were goin..... he kept complainin.... bt he wouldnt leave her.... again wiv d GOOD GUY shit.... dt shit pissd me off dieeeeee....... well she eventually broke up wiv him ( which i saw coming lmaoooo).... n i was happy 4 him.... Effiong decided 2 give d relationshp tin a break...... he wanted a rest from all the break upz... lol!!!! bt the boy in question iz one of those guyz that actually needz a girlfrnd 2 fully function.... k i'm exaggeratin... but being single dint suit him... so i kept looking.... and for evry girl i came up wiv.... he turned me down..... for a whole year..... he wasnt wiv any1.... he dint fuck any1 (well blue moon strafs from d 3yrz bbe lol) .... nuffin.... he gave me nuffin.... i even begged him 2 jst do a random bbe..... bt nooooooo!
All ov a sudden i couldn't speak 2 him bout nyfin concernin d numerous fine boyz i met....lol... i stoped giving him gist bout my relationshp cuz he'd jst say... "i dont like him" ..... one day.... i was home , chilin on me bed.... chating wiv d young man and i asked him "how fa na.... so no bbe yet" ... he then goes... yea there is but he cant tell her cuz hez scared it mite ruin their friendship.... i knew a frnd dat had a crush on him and i thought she was the one...... even though i dint really like the bbe....bt she was better than nuffin.... i told him to go for it.... bt he went... nahhhhh
when we got back to skool, i continued my search for a girlfrnd for Effiong.... one night at the cafeteria.... i came wiv a pen and paper.... told him to give me list of the things he waned... he said.... "light skinned, C cup, long hair, gud sense of humor, intelligent... " shit like that.... told him it was impossible to find a girl wiv all these qualities in this skool. den he removed the "light skinned "...... then yemi and rukky (my friends) said "Jane, Effiong jst defined you".... he had dis embarrased smile on... bt i'm like nahhhh.... he cant be dat dumm..... i'l ruin the boyz life.... NOTE: i had not kept a relationship for more than 4mnthz.... n i alwayz did d break up.... dtz nt d issue now... so bac to the matter. i ignored that episode... n continued like it neva hapnd.
One sexy night...... i got a horrible fone call n decided to get a drink to cool off.... there i saw sum guyz including Effiong playin a harmful game of IPHONE truth or dare..... silly shit like... "sing ur national anthem hopping on one foot", "talk wiv a french accent for 10minz"... twas fun n silly.... until i was given an open dare.... n my dum frnd, yemi, tuk it up.... i'm sure u'v already guessed wat d dare iz.... yess... he asked me 2 kiss Effiong..... well...dis was not the 1st tym i was dared 2 do this.... bt i neva did... bt this tym i'm like... yea wateva..... n afta gatherin alot of moral 2 kiss my very gud frnd...... we finally did
the moment we were done... i was immediatly dragged out...."how was it? how was it?".... i go twas jst der nau... how was it supposed 2 be... den yemi goes..... "Jane i'm so sorry.... i shouldnt have done that... did you see the look on his face???" i was very confused.... i looked for him but i was told he walked out immediatly we were done...... i wondered if i had done nyfin rong...... twas den IT HIT ME..... "JANE UR A 4KIN FOOOOOLLLLLL...... how in d world did u MISS THAT" d close friend he couldnt tell he liked..... the list.... the way he smilez nytym u walk in2 the room..... it all made sense.....lmaooo(i'm a fool sha) lol.... i dint know how to react to that so i decided to act like i dint notice...... bt thingz became weird. he culdnt talk 2 me 4 mre than 5 minitz... he couldnt even hug me.... twas sad.... until dayo n yemi...(frnds) spoke 2 me.... n used my own wordz against me... cuz u see... earlier that week i told dayo "the mistake i would neva make is let a good fish GET AWAY" that day he said.... "Jane, Effiong is not jst a good fish.... hez a whale".... i decided 2 go 4 it..... i spoke wiv d boy n a boy dt hz been tellin me all his problemz.... evry1 ov em tellz me he has trust issuez... i'm like huh??? iz it me ur frontin 4?? lol! i eventually got us 2 kiss again... u know 2 prove that hez feelinz are in check..... n we did... jst d 2 ov us... no1 countin...lol... n IT WZ ON POINT!..... he couldnt hide it.... lol....
he kept frontin for some weird reason.... i chased dis boy for dayz..... until VALZ DAY...... i'm like dude... we rnt frndz wiv benefit.... i cnt do this shit nymr.... i asked him 2 walk me 2 my room n i eventually left..... at that point i was done..... no mre Effiong.... it usually izint hard for me 2 get a boyfriend so i waznt really bothered..... i had lost interest.... unit later that mornin like by 1... he called n eventually asked me 2 be his girlfriend...
Hez the BEST DECISION i ever made...... funny cuz he'z usually not what i'd usually go for..... bt EVRYDAY... i tank God for him. The trust is unbelivable... d chemistry is out of this world.... the love iz what pple wish they had.... the connection is divine. if God brought this boy to my life just as a passer by... den it'd b very unfair. 10mnthz on.... n i'm still ready for more.... i love u Effiong :*
For those who know me well i'm a freakkkk for fine boys.....i'v alwayz been..... dnt hv alota female frndz... bt alota dude frndz... uhm... alot.... N of all ov em..... i'm goin to tell you about just 1. His name is Effiong
Effiong is what you call A GOOD GUY..... you know that kind of guy you can actually introduce to your parents and they'l go "good one girl"...... bt he was a dum one..... we were gr8 friendz.... alwayz hanging..... gisting.... laughing.... heck we hung out almost everyday..... but he had a problem..... he was always getn his heart broken. azin alwayz.... i'd alwayz go " dude ur stupiddd thoooo" cuz ov how easily you could mess wiv him emotionally..... you see , he wz wiv this girl for 3 years, cute girl.... wz surprised at his taste.... since high skool.... and they were attached as hell.... so i kinda understood y he was so huked... but damnn.... he was dum. Since i'v known him..... dis girl broke up wiv him several tymz n he wont let her go.... like she used jazz on him. i even got tired of tellin him how stupid he was. bt i wznt goin 2 let a girl ruin my friend.... hell noo!!!!! so i huked him up wiv anova girl.... anova pretty fair girl.....(he has a tin for light skinned girlz)
uhm well.... dt relationship dint turn out gr8...... cuz 4 everytym he came to gist me bout how tinz were goin..... he kept complainin.... bt he wouldnt leave her.... again wiv d GOOD GUY shit.... dt shit pissd me off dieeeeee....... well she eventually broke up wiv him ( which i saw coming lmaoooo).... n i was happy 4 him.... Effiong decided 2 give d relationshp tin a break...... he wanted a rest from all the break upz... lol!!!! bt the boy in question iz one of those guyz that actually needz a girlfrnd 2 fully function.... k i'm exaggeratin... but being single dint suit him... so i kept looking.... and for evry girl i came up wiv.... he turned me down..... for a whole year..... he wasnt wiv any1.... he dint fuck any1 (well blue moon strafs from d 3yrz bbe lol) .... nuffin.... he gave me nuffin.... i even begged him 2 jst do a random bbe..... bt nooooooo!
All ov a sudden i couldn't speak 2 him bout nyfin concernin d numerous fine boyz i met....lol... i stoped giving him gist bout my relationshp cuz he'd jst say... "i dont like him" ..... one day.... i was home , chilin on me bed.... chating wiv d young man and i asked him "how fa na.... so no bbe yet" ... he then goes... yea there is but he cant tell her cuz hez scared it mite ruin their friendship.... i knew a frnd dat had a crush on him and i thought she was the one...... even though i dint really like the bbe....bt she was better than nuffin.... i told him to go for it.... bt he went... nahhhhh
when we got back to skool, i continued my search for a girlfrnd for Effiong.... one night at the cafeteria.... i came wiv a pen and paper.... told him to give me list of the things he waned... he said.... "light skinned, C cup, long hair, gud sense of humor, intelligent... " shit like that.... told him it was impossible to find a girl wiv all these qualities in this skool. den he removed the "light skinned "...... then yemi and rukky (my friends) said "Jane, Effiong jst defined you".... he had dis embarrased smile on... bt i'm like nahhhh.... he cant be dat dumm..... i'l ruin the boyz life.... NOTE: i had not kept a relationship for more than 4mnthz.... n i alwayz did d break up.... dtz nt d issue now... so bac to the matter. i ignored that episode... n continued like it neva hapnd.
One sexy night...... i got a horrible fone call n decided to get a drink to cool off.... there i saw sum guyz including Effiong playin a harmful game of IPHONE truth or dare..... silly shit like... "sing ur national anthem hopping on one foot", "talk wiv a french accent for 10minz"... twas fun n silly.... until i was given an open dare.... n my dum frnd, yemi, tuk it up.... i'm sure u'v already guessed wat d dare iz.... yess... he asked me 2 kiss Effiong..... well...dis was not the 1st tym i was dared 2 do this.... bt i neva did... bt this tym i'm like... yea wateva..... n afta gatherin alot of moral 2 kiss my very gud frnd...... we finally did
the moment we were done... i was immediatly dragged out...."how was it? how was it?".... i go twas jst der nau... how was it supposed 2 be... den yemi goes..... "Jane i'm so sorry.... i shouldnt have done that... did you see the look on his face???" i was very confused.... i looked for him but i was told he walked out immediatly we were done...... i wondered if i had done nyfin rong...... twas den IT HIT ME..... "JANE UR A 4KIN FOOOOOLLLLLL...... how in d world did u MISS THAT" d close friend he couldnt tell he liked..... the list.... the way he smilez nytym u walk in2 the room..... it all made sense.....lmaooo(i'm a fool sha) lol.... i dint know how to react to that so i decided to act like i dint notice...... bt thingz became weird. he culdnt talk 2 me 4 mre than 5 minitz... he couldnt even hug me.... twas sad.... until dayo n yemi...(frnds) spoke 2 me.... n used my own wordz against me... cuz u see... earlier that week i told dayo "the mistake i would neva make is let a good fish GET AWAY" that day he said.... "Jane, Effiong is not jst a good fish.... hez a whale".... i decided 2 go 4 it..... i spoke wiv d boy n a boy dt hz been tellin me all his problemz.... evry1 ov em tellz me he has trust issuez... i'm like huh??? iz it me ur frontin 4?? lol! i eventually got us 2 kiss again... u know 2 prove that hez feelinz are in check..... n we did... jst d 2 ov us... no1 countin...lol... n IT WZ ON POINT!..... he couldnt hide it.... lol....
he kept frontin for some weird reason.... i chased dis boy for dayz..... until VALZ DAY...... i'm like dude... we rnt frndz wiv benefit.... i cnt do this shit nymr.... i asked him 2 walk me 2 my room n i eventually left..... at that point i was done..... no mre Effiong.... it usually izint hard for me 2 get a boyfriend so i waznt really bothered..... i had lost interest.... unit later that mornin like by 1... he called n eventually asked me 2 be his girlfriend...
Hez the BEST DECISION i ever made...... funny cuz he'z usually not what i'd usually go for..... bt EVRYDAY... i tank God for him. The trust is unbelivable... d chemistry is out of this world.... the love iz what pple wish they had.... the connection is divine. if God brought this boy to my life just as a passer by... den it'd b very unfair. 10mnthz on.... n i'm still ready for more.... i love u Effiong :*
I CANT BELIEVE I'M FINALLY DOING THIS! (and advertising Virgo Modeling Agency)
OMG!!!! itz Jane Chuks!!!!!!!!!!! Iono y i keep sayin that shit...... its fun tho! lmaooo..... sooooo i finally did it. Me, Jane Chukwurah..... finally did it.... i did it... oh damn..... when i say did it.... i dont min (whisperin) sex.... lolll!!!!! i mean i finally started a blog! i'm excited cause soon and VERY SOON i'd have alottt to talk about n i dont just wanna talk about em. i wanna blog em... heheheeee.
So i finished my examinations yesterday.... some were sexy... some not so sexy... but we tank God. N i'm leaving this dead state 2moro.... and by dead state i'm refering to Adamawa state. When i get down there it'd be work work work....... Apart from working at home... azin practically doin all the chores in the house since i'm the 1st kid... i gatta set up.... for what?? :D
Apparently the 1st Modeling Agency in Benin City, Nigeria is having a casting for Models....... N i'm one of the people that gets to pick em.... how exciting!!!!! been setting things up.... hope it works out. its called VIRGO MODELING AGENCY baby..... d shit has potential. Almost every girl in this world has thought of modeling at least once in their lives.... n i'm to help 20 girls make their dreams come true...... not like i care really... but itz sexayyyyyyyy..... :D... here's what the poster looks like
SEXYYY huh??? yea it izzzz.... the date is fixed..... itz jst d girls we need.... oh and on the 21st is a photo shoot.... an actual photoshoot... yeayirr!! lmao... i'm such a clown... but i like me like that. i'm not ready to start this blogging shit fully....but the next tym i do... i'mma blog in style baby..... yezzir!
lol! nywayz that wat i'l be doing for the next few dayz. hope it works out. itz 6:37pm and i have a few hourz left wiv me luvvv..... leme make the best use of the tym i have left.
until nxt tym..... JANE CHUKS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!.......
So i finished my examinations yesterday.... some were sexy... some not so sexy... but we tank God. N i'm leaving this dead state 2moro.... and by dead state i'm refering to Adamawa state. When i get down there it'd be work work work....... Apart from working at home... azin practically doin all the chores in the house since i'm the 1st kid... i gatta set up.... for what?? :D
Apparently the 1st Modeling Agency in Benin City, Nigeria is having a casting for Models....... N i'm one of the people that gets to pick em.... how exciting!!!!! been setting things up.... hope it works out. its called VIRGO MODELING AGENCY baby..... d shit has potential. Almost every girl in this world has thought of modeling at least once in their lives.... n i'm to help 20 girls make their dreams come true...... not like i care really... but itz sexayyyyyyyy..... :D... here's what the poster looks like
lol! nywayz that wat i'l be doing for the next few dayz. hope it works out. itz 6:37pm and i have a few hourz left wiv me luvvv..... leme make the best use of the tym i have left.
until nxt tym..... JANE CHUKS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!.......
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