Friday, January 14, 2011

A MUST READ

OMGGGG!!!!! ITZ JANEEEE CHUKKKKZZZ!!!!!!
HOOOO yess my people..... it iz Me.... :D

Today a friend of mine has decided to share a very disturbing story..... i found it quite unbelievable and funny but this story might help most of us in different ways... i guess..

hey, My name is Osasu. i'm a student of Uniben, 300l. i will not make myself completely known because i dont want people asking me stupid questions after this.

It all started in my 2nd year in this university. This guy people call "PATO" had been following all over campus. he wouldn't give me space. blocking me after my classes, showing up to my room any time he felt like it. i even had to stop going to some of my classes so i wouldn't have to bump into him. he started off by asking me to be his girlfriend and then progressed to asking me for just sex. that if i slept with him just once, he'd never disturb me again.

I'm not a virgin but i would have rather slept with a monkey than him especially because he looked worse than a monkey. i humiliated him a few times until he stopped. i was so relieved. I'm very serious with my studies so it was a breath of fresh air that i could continue attending my classes.

I was walking back to my room one night when he blocked me again. i was not in the mood so i totally ignored him. the next thing i knew, i was being carried into a bush and 4 other boys came from no where. these boys took turns with me but pato did not want to stop. they left me there weak and defenseless.
i finally got up the next morning and found my way back to my room. i did not tell a soul about it, well apart from jane, not even my sister knew about it. i was out for REVENGE.

I am very good with chemicals and there are compounds you mix that can cause a nose bleed for a wile. and to stop its effect all you have to take is salt. i wont tell you these compounds cause if they are not mixed in the right proportions, it could kill. i followed them for weeks and finally went to the bar they usually hung out and put it in their drinks. the moment they drank up i came up to them and told them that i had poisoned them. that i had the antidote but they'd have to do something for me before i gave it to them. i told them that 1st it would start with a nose bleed and they will slowly die. they taught i was bluffing. i walked away.

Close to an hour later, one of them called me and begged me to come to patos room. i gladly went and his friends said they would do anything. i told them it was simple. THAT THEY SHOULD FUCK THEMSELVES. they taught i was joking but i wasnt.  They argued for a bit, begged until his friends finally agreed but pato said over his dead body. that he would rather die than fuck a guy. i told him he should prepare to die then. These boys fucked themselves painfully in my presence and i have videos to prove it. After hours of raking, pato also did. it was the best day of my life especially when i gave them the salt to lick. you needed to seen the look on their faces.

i decided to share my story because we are termed to be weak. Different girls have been victims of rape in Uniben and their lives have been destroyed. this is to show that we can fight back.



NOW I'M BACK.... AZIN ME OH,,, JANE CHUKS.... lol!! interesting story indeed. Now as the popular saying goes, Experience is the best teacher. But we dnt have to xperience it, we can learn from the experiences of others

Ladies: I must confess, her method was rather intense but what we should learn from this is, when a guy wont get off your case, humiliating him is usually not the best option, especially when it's obvious he really doesnt have feelings for you. play along and CUT OUT(jst kidding) ..... try not to provoke him. there are difnt wayz 2 go about it. but do noot humiliate the guy.

Guys: i know that not all of you are the same and rape is the last thing on most of your minds .... lol... but if a girl sayz No.... dey are plenty fishes in the river.... lol!

i'm sure this must have been a weird story to read...... but i hope the message is clear. LOL

hp y'all enjoyed the story..... JANE CHUKS IZ OUTTA HERE

Monday, January 10, 2011

4KD UP PEOPLE OF OUR WORLD

OMGGGGG!!!! its Jane Chuksssss!!!!!!

OHHH>>>> Me luvvzzzz..... itz me ohhh... (I AM A 4KIN RETARD) lmaooo!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'all..... We are all more than fortunate to see the new year..... all thanks be to the almighty God.... before i start yannin dis beautiful mornin...... lets have a minute of silence 4 dose dat did not make it wiv us to the new year... especially the victims of the Bomb blast..........................................................................................................................................................
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OK.... lets cut 2 d chase now...... In dis fucked up world we live in .... there are fucked up lives... fucked up situations and especially fucked up PEOPLE.....  but well i'm sure that by now... we know that itz not the WORLDZ fault..... we are the architects of our own misfortune. today.... i'm goin to talk bout certain fucked up people in dis world.....
lets begin


FUCKED UP PEOPLE NO.1

PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM
Now these people are the BABA.... of the fucked up people..... Y do i say this..... i say this because IF YOU DONT LOVE YOURSELF..... JUST THE WAY YOU ARE...... u cant possibly truly love anything else...... i'm not saying people should be conceited.... NO! but derz nuffin beta than knowing ur worth.... knowin that theres just 1 YOU>>> n whoever doznt like dt cn go and SMOKE MESS........(lmaoo>>>i'v alwayz waned 2 say that lol).....

you seee people wiv low self esteem are the easiest set of people to fuck wiv cuz the moment you find that weak spot.... UR IN CONTROL. they are the most vulnerable set ov people and they dont only make demselves depressed but the people around them.....  i knw dis girl.... shez nt d hawtest.... bt she feelz like NO1 ON EARTH is finer than her.... not that she doznt knw shez not all dat... she does.... bt no1 cn trample on that girl. ..... derz dis guy... UGLY AS HELL.... bt well... he has d swag n derz sumfin he alwayz sayz 2 me " Jane i knw say i ugly oh.... bt na me go marry FINE wife... bet am" .......

my point iz..... you might be fat.... you might be ugly.... all datz crap..... but if you cant accept and love urself..... you'r just makin this 4kd up life..... just a little bit harder 4 urself...... and makin dis 4kd up world.... jst a bit mre annoying up 4 d rest ov us that dont give a fuck bout ur whiningz.... (sorry 4 d vulgarity)


FUCKED UP PEOPLE NO.2

THE ALL SO ACCLAIMED BITCHES

According to urbandictionary.com..... a BITCH is defined as the following

(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seating only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

(3) Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status.
 MOST ESPECIALLY.......
1. Annoying and whining female.
2. Female Dog
Now this category of people walk in groups.... hated by alotttt of people and are carefree. they are usually known to attack weaker people and are fund of causing scenes.....  in  these groups... there are the "Queen bitches".....
NOTE: these so called queens usually fall in the 1st category of fucked up people
Sadly... most ov dem r pretty.... and VULNERABLE.....

it's hard to understand why people claim dis Title and think is sumfin to be proud of...... or feel like itz sum sort of attractive trait..... sorry to say... BUT ITZ NOT..... being a "Bad bitch" ..... "Queen bitch" only means you are a better whinner.... n no1 is really interested in listenin to your whinnings. Dis world is already way 2 fucked.... ur just extra luggage. 
Bitching around is nothing to be proud of..... bitching around is not LIVING THE LIFE....... in time... those of you in this category will see that it's all just been a waste of time.


FUCKED UP PEOPLE NO.3
PEOPLE THAT LACK COMMON SENSE
Now this category carrys the highest population and causes the most damage....... as you all know we need common sense in our daily activities ...... leme use a common example...
A girl i know hz bin wiv dis jerk 4  2yrz and dis guy beats the hell outta her.....and for silly reasons too. she cumz 2 me... cryz n cryz.... DO U 4KIN XPECT ME 2 TELL U DT U SHLD LEAVE THE FOOL...... 
Anova example..... a dude i call DILDO( :) ) hz been wiv a girl 4 barely 8mnths.... in dese mnthz shez cheated on him 4 tymz.... (dtz jst d tym hez caught her) and he 4gvz her evri single tym.... sweety.... i get that love shld b unconditional..... but love iz not supposed 2 make u stupid.....
this is just to mention but a few of this and i'm sure most of you know worse pple......

now the reason i say these people cause the most damage iz cuz....... these people end up being in the previous categoriez... all 2 ov em.... And no matter how much u try 2 put sense in2 their headz..... dey bluntly refuse it...... and the moment something goes wrong... they bother those of us that really do not want to know,.. lolll




There are sooo many catergories.... but i'm goin to stop here. not in the mood to do alota yanning. Just needed something to start wiv this new year... LOL!!! .... ITZ A NEW YEAR PEOPLE..... if you fall into any of these catergories... RETRACE YOUR STEPS..... life is wayyyyy to short ..... and if u let urself get dragged along by this fucked up world... dtz just unforunate.... cuz with how screwd the world iz..... therez stilll alot 2 luk 4wd 2..... alot to put a smile on ur face everyday..... and if you have frnds dat fall in2 any of these categories.... therez only so much you can do.... but the moment you feel your becoming that person..... RUN THE FUCK AWAY...... loll! (dtz not rili gud advice bt itz d smart tin 2 do)    
SO AGAIN!!!!




HP Y'ALL HAVE THE BEST TIMES THIS NEW YEAR...... :D