Tuesday, December 14, 2010

AN ALMOST PERFECT FAIRYTALE(the hook up story)

I'm sure u'l b wonderin what dis blog iz bout. here it goes.... wiv all the bullshit, the drama and the surprises that has happened in my life........ a series of events turned my life around. i thought to share this because it  proved to me that even girls like me can find happiness..... when i say girls like me.... i mean doz girls that dont give a fuck... girlz dt live for the moment.... dt dont constantly do shit 2 b noticed or bother if they dont get toasted for a month.

For those who know me well i'm a freakkkk for fine boys.....i'v alwayz been..... dnt hv alota female frndz... bt alota dude frndz... uhm... alot.... N of all ov em..... i'm goin to tell you about just 1. His name is Effiong




Effiong is what you call A GOOD GUY..... you know that kind of guy you can actually introduce to your parents and they'l go "good one girl"...... bt he was a dum one..... we were gr8 friendz.... alwayz hanging..... gisting.... laughing.... heck we hung out almost everyday..... but he had a problem..... he was always getn his heart broken. azin alwayz.... i'd alwayz go " dude ur stupiddd thoooo" cuz ov how easily you could mess wiv him emotionally..... you see , he wz wiv this girl for 3 years, cute girl.... wz surprised at his taste.... since high skool.... and they were attached as hell.... so i kinda understood y he was so huked... but damnn.... he was dum. Since i'v known him..... dis girl broke up wiv him several tymz n he wont let her go.... like she used jazz on him. i even got tired of tellin him how stupid he was. bt i wznt goin 2 let a girl ruin my friend.... hell noo!!!!! so i huked him up wiv anova girl.... anova pretty fair girl.....(he has a tin for light skinned girlz)

uhm well.... dt relationship dint turn out gr8...... cuz 4 everytym he came to gist me bout how tinz were goin..... he kept complainin.... bt he wouldnt leave her.... again wiv d GOOD GUY shit.... dt shit pissd me off dieeeeee....... well she eventually broke up wiv him ( which i saw coming lmaoooo).... n i was happy 4 him.... Effiong decided 2 give d relationshp tin a break...... he wanted a rest from all the break upz... lol!!!! bt the boy in question iz one of those guyz that actually needz a girlfrnd 2 fully function.... k i'm exaggeratin... but being single dint suit him... so i kept looking.... and for evry girl i came up wiv.... he turned me down..... for a whole year..... he wasnt wiv any1.... he dint fuck any1 (well blue moon strafs from d 3yrz bbe lol) .... nuffin.... he gave me nuffin.... i even begged him 2 jst do a random bbe..... bt nooooooo!

All ov a sudden i couldn't speak 2 him bout nyfin concernin d numerous fine boyz i met....lol... i stoped giving him gist bout my relationshp cuz he'd jst say... "i dont like him" ..... one day.... i was home , chilin on me bed.... chating wiv d young man and i asked him "how fa na.... so no bbe yet" ... he then goes... yea there is but he cant tell her cuz hez scared it mite ruin their friendship.... i knew a frnd dat had a crush on him and i thought she was the one...... even though i dint really like the bbe....bt she was better than nuffin.... i told him to go for it.... bt he went... nahhhhh

when we got back to skool, i continued my search for a girlfrnd for Effiong.... one night at the cafeteria.... i came wiv a pen and paper.... told him to give me list of the things he waned... he said.... "light skinned, C cup, long hair, gud sense of humor, intelligent... " shit like that.... told him it was impossible to find a girl wiv all these qualities in this skool. den he removed the "light skinned "...... then yemi and rukky (my friends) said "Jane, Effiong jst defined you".... he had dis embarrased smile on... bt i'm like nahhhh.... he cant be dat dumm..... i'l ruin the boyz life.... NOTE: i had not kept a relationship for more than 4mnthz.... n i alwayz did d break up.... dtz nt d issue now... so bac to the matter. i ignored that episode... n continued like it neva hapnd.

One sexy night...... i got a horrible fone call n decided to get a drink to cool off.... there i saw sum guyz including Effiong playin a harmful game of IPHONE truth or dare..... silly shit like... "sing ur national anthem hopping on one foot", "talk wiv a french accent for 10minz"... twas fun n silly.... until i was given an open dare.... n my dum frnd, yemi, tuk it up.... i'm sure u'v already guessed wat d dare iz.... yess... he asked me 2 kiss Effiong..... well...dis was not the 1st tym i was dared 2 do this.... bt i neva did... bt this tym i'm like... yea wateva..... n afta gatherin alot of moral 2 kiss my very gud frnd...... we finally did

the moment we were done... i was immediatly dragged out...."how was it? how was it?".... i go twas jst der nau... how was it supposed 2 be... den yemi goes..... "Jane i'm so sorry.... i shouldnt have done that... did you see the look on his face???" i was very confused.... i looked for him but i was told he walked out immediatly we were done...... i wondered if i had done nyfin rong...... twas den IT HIT ME..... "JANE UR A 4KIN FOOOOOLLLLLL...... how in d world did u MISS THAT" d close friend he couldnt tell he liked..... the list.... the way he smilez nytym u walk in2 the room..... it all made sense.....lmaooo(i'm a fool sha) lol.... i dint know how to react to that so i decided to act like i dint notice...... bt thingz became weird. he culdnt talk 2 me 4 mre than 5 minitz... he couldnt even hug me.... twas sad.... until dayo n yemi...(frnds) spoke 2 me.... n used my own wordz against me... cuz u see... earlier that week i told dayo "the mistake i would neva make is let a good fish GET AWAY" that day he said.... "Jane, Effiong is not jst a good fish.... hez a whale".... i decided 2 go 4 it..... i spoke wiv d boy n a boy dt hz been tellin me all his problemz.... evry1 ov em tellz me he has trust issuez... i'm like huh??? iz it me ur frontin 4?? lol! i eventually got us 2 kiss again... u know 2 prove that hez feelinz are in check..... n we did... jst d 2 ov us... no1 countin...lol... n IT WZ ON POINT!..... he couldnt hide it.... lol....

he kept frontin for some weird reason.... i chased dis boy for dayz..... until VALZ DAY...... i'm like dude... we rnt frndz wiv benefit.... i cnt do this shit nymr.... i asked him 2 walk me 2 my room n i eventually left..... at that point i was done..... no mre Effiong.... it usually izint hard for me 2 get a boyfriend so i waznt really bothered..... i had lost interest.... unit later that mornin like by 1... he called n eventually asked me 2 be his girlfriend...


Hez the BEST DECISION i ever made...... funny cuz he'z usually not what i'd usually go for..... bt EVRYDAY... i tank God for him. The trust is unbelivable... d chemistry is out of this world.... the love iz what pple wish they had.... the connection is divine. if God brought this boy to my life just as a passer by... den it'd b very unfair. 10mnthz on.... n i'm still ready for more.... i love u Effiong :*

4 comments:

Effy said...

I love you too Jane Chukwurah!

JeniiA said...

AWWW...This is kinda like the love in romantic movies!..Pretty much what everyone wants..
Happy for your Ass Jane!
xx

JANE CHUX said...

lolll.... tnx huni!!!!!!

TrueOrFalse said...

This is such a funny (but incredibly sweet) story. You guys should make a nollywood movie. Haha. Anyway, I'm rooting for you sha. Go Jeffiong? effijane? Whatever, go jane and effiong!

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