WOMEN CHEAT, MEN CHEAT..... BUT WHY?

OMGGGGG!!!!! itz JANE CHUKSSSSSSS.. LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

NA ME !!!!!  I'm back again!!!! KK..... going straight to the point now. As most of you know.... cheating is sort of a trend these days...... both for guyz and bbez. And the sad part of this is alota girls alwayz say "ALL GUYZ R D SAME" (squeaky voice) but really some girls are alot worse...... n most guyz say "NO GIRL CAN BE TRUSTED" (rusty voice) bt again..... alota guyz are alottt worse. And because of this mentality people have, it's very hard to sustain a relationship.

i took the liberty to ask a bunch of people why guys and girls cheat.
ME: Y DO GUYZ CHEAT?

FELIX :

lol hmmmm u see sometimes, itz just da thrill of it, some men  cant just stay wit 1 girl for a very long time. they want to test new waters, try new girls. even married men sometimes leave their beautiful wives to do their ugly house girls

DAYO :

Lust, Anger, Pride.... Lets see, Revenge, Jealousy .... most times though it's just blind lust

EFFIONG:

it depends. Some its conji, some itz cuz ov the chick and some itz cuz of the lack of self control

MICHEAL:

It's either the girl doznt treat her guy right n he goes and sees what he'z missin or the guy is just an asshole whoz never satisfied. and yea, not all guys cheat,

ONOS:

MEHN.... bbe itz just fun.... i'm young .. this is the time for flexing joh. why stick with one girl when i'm not thinkin of marriage yet. even my father that is a pastor flexed when he was young. itz just fun bbe. plenty pussies in the world

JESSY:

it's just constant conji. Some men just see the need to satisfy their sexual urges. and they do that with the girl that arouses it. it could be their bbes or just a random hawt bbe

ME: Y DO GIRLS CHEAT?


RUKKY:

Its cus the boy is not good in bed or he doesnt treat her well but there are many reasons sha

MICHELLE:

For many reasons. They may just like 2 guys, money or they dont trust their boyfriend or something. oh! and they dont want to be heart broken so they find someone to fall back on

MICHI:

because they are not satisfied with what they already have. The people they are with are lacking something they need.

KELLY:

a girl doesnt need her boy to treat her badly to cheat. some girls just do it for the fun of it. like you see a fine boy, he approches you and you cant let him pass you by. you'd try to get at least a kiss. or for money . some girls just do it because they are bored especially due to long distance.

Now with all these replies... i ask.... ARE THESE REALLY GOOD ENOUGH REASONS TO CHEAT . i believe that its a personal desicion. because truth be told.... WE CHOOSE TO DO THE THINGS WE DO..... we are not forced to do it. i can vouche for girlz n guyz that have been in long relationships and have not cheated and they are no different from any of us.

CONJI IS A BITCH.... dt we all know.... BT EVERY BITCH CAN BE TAMED. Anova thing i dont understand is why a girl will still stay with a guy that doesnt treat her well..... and use that as an excuse to cheat.... did any1 tie you to that relationship?? dum ass reason. Again.... the fear of being heart broken, look.... the cheating , or having a guy to fall back on will not make it hurt less. if a guy messes with you, it will bring you down even if you have boyfrnd no2


Now for reasons like lust and lack of self control......... think about it this way.... except you have decided to flex for the rest of your life. except you are sure that you dont want to settle down...... if you cant control youself now, it will be virtually impossible to do that in the future....so that's on you. I know pple dat would feel like dey will die if they dont straff for more than a week..... i honestly think that those pple use sex to fill a void in their lives.......

Cheating could be fun..... no doubt . especially when your doing it to get back at someone..... but the question iz.... IZ IT WORTH IT??? i'l leave that to you


NO1 SHOULD GET ME WRONG OHHH.... FLEX LIFE THE WAY YOU SEE IT BEST TO.... ITZ UR LIFE AND YOU ARE THE SCRIPT WRITER.

SO WHY DO PEOPLE CHEAT....... the answer is...... THEY JUST CHOOSE TO.

THEY SAY GUYZ ARE DUM..... GIRLS ARE DUMMER

OMG!!!! ITZ JANE CHUKSSSSS!!!!!!!     LMAOOOOO!!!!!! yea it izzz......     


WAZAAAAAPPPP!!!! H-I H-AM BACK>>>>>> bin running here and there since i got back from school.... bt in all...I'M CHILINNN.... LOL! Now... Evry1 wantz the best things the world can offer........ n when you have money..... i mean when you are SWIMMING IN MONEY..... they are easy to get. Now the reason i say girls are DUM..... (i'm yabing myself.... lol! bt not exactly) iz cuz....GIRLS MAKE LIFE HARD FOR THEMSELVES...... we set an unreachable standard for ourselves and itz 4kin hard 2 kip up........ Girlz alwayz want to distinguish themselves from otherz..... EVRY GIRL WANTZ 2 B D QUEEN B.... bulllllllshitttttt......


A GREAT EXAMPLE...... BRAZILIAN HAIR....... Now..... i must confess i want one of these shit..... but think about it..... Y buy hair that cost a quarter of your school feez when you can buy hair like PREMIUM OR NOBLE human hair n curl it...... LOL! a rich girl can buy brazilian hair as many times as she wantz... i know a girl that neva uses it twice..... but for us that are managing..... we'll squeezzeee money.... buy the hair.... wash it... and use it again.... bbezzzzz..... how long are you planning on doin that...... A rili gud frnd of mine (not mentioning any names) has used that shit for as long as i'v known her... alwayz washin and reusing..... the shit doesn't even look good any more... when i told her 2 get rid ov it.... she goz "mehn jane.... i will die 1st.... i bought this thing when it was just in vouge.... 100 and sumfin thousand is not beans men"...... LMAO..... DEM SEND UUUU!!!!!!! y start sumfin you cant keep up wiv...... I'm sha geting that hair.... bt not wiv my MONEY.... LMAOOO!!!!!

Anova Example..... MAC POWDER..... sexy powder no doubt..... bt we buy powder worth 6k when you can just use mary kay or black opal that cost 1500...... the thing girls fail to realize iz that as long as you use your colour and a good foundation that's your colour as well...... you make up will be ON POINT...... it doznt have to be expensive to give you the best result..... i'm not saying you shldnt get it..... bt if you cant afford it...... look awayyyyy!!!!!!

Now lets talk bout CLOTHESSS...... i dont know if y'all have ever heard of the sayin..... "the more expensive it is, the uglier it iz"... i love clothes ..... but my top doesn't have to be 8grand before i can wear it ..... i know girls that diss bbez that wear anything from PRIMARK..... 4 fuck sake... itz what they can afford... just cus u buy expensive clothes from mango doesnt mean some1 cant get sumfin cheaper that looks as good. BEAUTY iz within.... i'm not sayin girls should go and buy "BEND DOWN SELECT OH" LOL!!!!....
before you do anything.... try not to do it cause everyone is doin it.... "omg.... the shoe dat bbe wz wearing... i hrd itz like 15k..... i dieee if i dont buy it" .... no really??? NOTE: really expensive things cannot be worn more than 2wice...... LMAOOO!


WELL>>>>> what i'm tryna say wiv all this chatin i'v done iz........... LIVE ACCORDING 2 YOUR POCKET!!!!! NO guy carez bout what your hair costs.... itz only the guyz that want to milk you..... no guy cares bout how much ur clothes cost.... they only care if it fitz and hugz em special places...... lol!!!! we do most of our shakara 2 get noticed...... bt we going at it d rong way.... LIFE IZ NOT A COMPETITION....... liveeee it!

AN ALMOST PERFECT FAIRYTALE(the hook up story)

I'm sure u'l b wonderin what dis blog iz bout. here it goes.... wiv all the bullshit, the drama and the surprises that has happened in my life........ a series of events turned my life around. i thought to share this because it  proved to me that even girls like me can find happiness..... when i say girls like me.... i mean doz girls that dont give a fuck... girlz dt live for the moment.... dt dont constantly do shit 2 b noticed or bother if they dont get toasted for a month.

For those who know me well i'm a freakkkk for fine boys.....i'v alwayz been..... dnt hv alota female frndz... bt alota dude frndz... uhm... alot.... N of all ov em..... i'm goin to tell you about just 1. His name is Effiong

Effiong is what you call A GOOD GUY..... you know that kind of guy you can actually introduce to your parents and they'l go "good one girl"...... bt he was a dum one..... we were gr8 friendz.... alwayz hanging..... gisting.... laughing.... heck we hung out almost everyday..... but he had a problem..... he was always getn his heart broken. azin alwayz.... i'd alwayz go " dude ur stupiddd thoooo" cuz ov how easily you could mess wiv him emotionally..... you see , he wz wiv this girl for 3 years, cute girl.... wz surprised at his taste.... since high skool.... and they were attached as hell.... so i kinda understood y he was so huked... but damnn.... he was dum. Since i'v known him..... dis girl broke up wiv him several tymz n he wont let her go.... like she used jazz on him. i even got tired of tellin him how stupid he was. bt i wznt goin 2 let a girl ruin my friend.... hell noo!!!!! so i huked him up wiv anova girl.... anova pretty fair girl.....(he has a tin for light skinned girlz)

uhm well.... dt relationship dint turn out gr8...... cuz 4 everytym he came to gist me bout how tinz were goin..... he kept complainin.... bt he wouldnt leave her.... again wiv d GOOD GUY shit.... dt shit pissd me off dieeeeee....... well she eventually broke up wiv him ( which i saw coming lmaoooo).... n i was happy 4 him.... Effiong decided 2 give d relationshp tin a break...... he wanted a rest from all the break upz... lol!!!! bt the boy in question iz one of those guyz that actually needz a girlfrnd 2 fully function.... k i'm exaggeratin... but being single dint suit him... so i kept looking.... and for evry girl i came up wiv.... he turned me down..... for a whole year..... he wasnt wiv any1.... he dint fuck any1 (well blue moon strafs from d 3yrz bbe lol) .... nuffin.... he gave me nuffin.... i even begged him 2 jst do a random bbe..... bt nooooooo!

All ov a sudden i couldn't speak 2 him bout nyfin concernin d numerous fine boyz i met....lol... i stoped giving him gist bout my relationshp cuz he'd jst say... "i dont like him" ..... one day.... i was home , chilin on me bed.... chating wiv d young man and i asked him "how fa na.... so no bbe yet" ... he then goes... yea there is but he cant tell her cuz hez scared it mite ruin their friendship.... i knew a frnd dat had a crush on him and i thought she was the one...... even though i dint really like the bbe....bt she was better than nuffin.... i told him to go for it.... bt he went... nahhhhh

when we got back to skool, i continued my search for a girlfrnd for Effiong.... one night at the cafeteria.... i came wiv a pen and paper.... told him to give me list of the things he waned... he said.... "light skinned, C cup, long hair, gud sense of humor, intelligent... " shit like that.... told him it was impossible to find a girl wiv all these qualities in this skool. den he removed the "light skinned "...... then yemi and rukky (my friends) said "Jane, Effiong jst defined you".... he had dis embarrased smile on... bt i'm like nahhhh.... he cant be dat dumm..... i'l ruin the boyz life.... NOTE: i had not kept a relationship for more than 4mnthz.... n i alwayz did d break up.... dtz nt d issue now... so bac to the matter. i ignored that episode... n continued like it neva hapnd.

One sexy night...... i got a horrible fone call n decided to get a drink to cool off.... there i saw sum guyz including Effiong playin a harmful game of IPHONE truth or dare..... silly shit like... "sing ur national anthem hopping on one foot", "talk wiv a french accent for 10minz"... twas fun n silly.... until i was given an open dare.... n my dum frnd, yemi, tuk it up.... i'm sure u'v already guessed wat d dare iz.... yess... he asked me 2 kiss Effiong..... well...dis was not the 1st tym i was dared 2 do this.... bt i neva did... bt this tym i'm like... yea wateva..... n afta gatherin alot of moral 2 kiss my very gud frnd...... we finally did

the moment we were done... i was immediatly dragged out...."how was it? how was it?".... i go twas jst der nau... how was it supposed 2 be... den yemi goes..... "Jane i'm so sorry.... i shouldnt have done that... did you see the look on his face???" i was very confused.... i looked for him but i was told he walked out immediatly we were done...... i wondered if i had done nyfin rong...... twas den IT HIT ME..... "JANE UR A 4KIN FOOOOOLLLLLL...... how in d world did u MISS THAT" d close friend he couldnt tell he liked..... the list.... the way he smilez nytym u walk in2 the room..... it all made sense.....lmaooo(i'm a fool sha) lol.... i dint know how to react to that so i decided to act like i dint notice...... bt thingz became weird. he culdnt talk 2 me 4 mre than 5 minitz... he couldnt even hug me.... twas sad.... until dayo n yemi...(frnds) spoke 2 me.... n used my own wordz against me... cuz u see... earlier that week i told dayo "the mistake i would neva make is let a good fish GET AWAY" that day he said.... "Jane, Effiong is not jst a good fish.... hez a whale".... i decided 2 go 4 it..... i spoke wiv d boy n a boy dt hz been tellin me all his problemz.... evry1 ov em tellz me he has trust issuez... i'm like huh??? iz it me ur frontin 4?? lol! i eventually got us 2 kiss again... u know 2 prove that hez feelinz are in check..... n we did... jst d 2 ov us... no1 countin...lol... n IT WZ ON POINT!..... he couldnt hide it.... lol....

he kept frontin for some weird reason.... i chased dis boy for dayz..... until VALZ DAY...... i'm like dude... we rnt frndz wiv benefit.... i cnt do this shit nymr.... i asked him 2 walk me 2 my room n i eventually left..... at that point i was done..... no mre Effiong.... it usually izint hard for me 2 get a boyfriend so i waznt really bothered..... i had lost interest.... unit later that mornin like by 1... he called n eventually asked me 2 be his girlfriend...

Hez the BEST DECISION i ever made...... funny cuz he'z usually not what i'd usually go for..... bt EVRYDAY... i tank God for him. The trust is unbelivable... d chemistry is out of this world.... the love iz what pple wish they had.... the connection is divine. if God brought this boy to my life just as a passer by... den it'd b very unfair. 10mnthz on.... n i'm still ready for more.... i love u Effiong :*

I CANT BELIEVE I'M FINALLY DOING THIS! (and advertising Virgo Modeling Agency)

OMG!!!! itz Jane Chuks!!!!!!!!!!! Iono y i keep sayin that shit...... its fun tho! lmaooo..... sooooo i finally did it. Me, Jane Chukwurah..... finally did it.... i did it... oh damn..... when i say did it.... i dont min (whisperin) sex.... lolll!!!!! i mean i finally started a blog! i'm excited cause soon and VERY SOON i'd have alottt to talk about n i dont just wanna talk about em. i wanna blog em... heheheeee.

So i finished my examinations yesterday.... some were sexy... some not so sexy... but we tank God. N i'm leaving this dead state 2moro.... and by dead state i'm refering to Adamawa state. When i get down there it'd be work work work....... Apart from working at home... azin practically doin all the chores in the house since i'm the 1st kid... i gatta set up.... for what?? :D

Apparently the 1st Modeling Agency in Benin City, Nigeria is having a casting for Models....... N i'm one of the people that gets to pick em.... how exciting!!!!! been setting things up.... hope it works out. its called VIRGO MODELING AGENCY baby..... d shit has potential. Almost every girl in this world has thought of modeling at least once in their lives.... n i'm to help 20 girls make their dreams come true...... not like i care really... but itz sexayyyyyyyy..... :D... here's what the poster looks like

 SEXYYY huh??? yea it izzzz.... the date is fixed..... itz jst d girls we need.... oh and on the 21st is a photo shoot.... an actual photoshoot... yeayirr!! lmao... i'm such a clown... but i like me like that. i'm not ready to start this blogging shit fully....but the next tym i do... i'mma blog in style baby..... yezzir!

lol! nywayz that wat i'l be doing for the next few dayz. hope it works out. itz 6:37pm and i have a few hourz left wiv me luvvv..... leme make the best use of the tym i have left.

until nxt tym..... JANE CHUKS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!.......